Let’s riff for a bit. This site, for example, is filled with self-help listicles. You could try writing an anti-self-help article (be like the devil in their ear), a self-help article by a dog (“I just found out I was adopted”), or a self-help article for listicle addictions (6 ways to quit your listicle addiction). Or, tweak one word — instead of six ways, say “6ish Ways.” (Wtf does 6ish mean? Curiosity unlocked.)
Ok, I've had a go at the anti-self-help article (the devil in the ear). A lot of fun to write. Would welcome any feedback.